Where am I now going to get my make-believe superhero strengths and abilities? (see below)
I teach by day and save the world at night-- my secret is out. You're welcome. |
I've also made some friends with people I haven't met and will never meet. Who will I laugh with now that Usain Bolt and I aren't having a good chuckle. Who am I going to cry with when Walsh-May-(&)-Me win in beach volleyball 3 Olympic seasons in a row.
Source I may have too much time on my hands. |
Also, I have extreme American pride during this time. I even referenced The Star Spangled Banner being "our" song to Mr. X. I envision us married and having our first dance to...yes... The National Anthem, while I wear some sort of sparkly flag dress.
See you in 2016, unless I am a zombie by then, thanks to the Apocalypse, I'll for sure own some decathlons and sprints if that's the case.
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